Fake Blood, is currently being sued by MARS Candy for their hit song MARS, which is currently being remixed by the thousanth time by another Abelton musician as you read this.  Since Mars has been accused of grinding up cute animals for their candy products, they don’t want to be associated with the producer duo Fake Blood.  When asked for comment, Fake Blood had this to say: “We believe that MARS candy’s bloody history can speak for itself”. Sike.

-Jason Sturtsman