Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.
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I fucking love Designer Drugs. Seriously. And their remix of Flou, which btw, I CANNOT stop listening to, is just another reason why I love them. If you haven’t heard them, whoa. Where have you been? They just get it right. Every time.
FLOU- Les gens pour ce qu’ils sont (Designer Drugs remix) Download Here
Hail Social- Heaven (Designer Drugs Mix) Download Here
Thieves Like Us- Drugs in My body (designer drugs RMX) Download Here
-Basura Latina2 comments
Last night I had the opportunity to see one of my VERY favorite bands: Bonde do Role. In Gainesville (FL) of all places. (shocking I know) I was excited and nervous to see their performance bc their lead female vocalist Marina left the band in December. And on the album she works it out!
First things first: opening band: The Death Set
To sum them up: crazy, screaming, mad energy, two drummers. I personally thought it would be cooler if they had two drummers with one arm so that they could be like “Take that Def Leppard!”, but ya win some, ya lose some. Overall: A
OK! BONDE DO ROLE!
No longer 2 guys(Gorky & Pedro) and 1 girl. Now they have added Laura and Ana (who apparently were added to the band through some contest in Brazil). 2 guys + 2 girls= VERBAL CRAZINESS!!! It was insane. The parts that Marina used to sing are now split amongst Ana and Laura with Ana singing the lead more often. She killed it. They all did.
There was nonstop dancing, grinding, silly string, water splashing, sick beats…pure Brazilian craziness at its best. One of the most hilarious moments during the show was a segment called “Let’s teach Ana English”. Being the classy American’s that we are the suggestions were: Pussy, BTFU (yeah, that’s right), I want weed, and my personal favorite “There’s something sexy about Hannah Montana”, yeah for realz, which led to random shouts of Haaannaaah Montaaana throughout the show. Pretty much, I want a shirt that says: BRAZILIANS DO IT BETTER.
Video: “Marina Gasolina” by Bonde Do Role
Bonde Do Role: “Quero Te Amar” (Douster Remix) Download Here
Bonde Do Role: “James Bond” Download Here
Bonde Do Role: “Marina Gasolina” (Buraka Som Sistema Dub) Download Here
“Divine Gosa” (BSBTRGDCLUB remix) Download Here
–Basura Latina3 comments
Electro Flashback is a little something I’ll be doing to take things back. I’ll be featuring older sick electro songs that some of you might remember or might be enjoying for the first time!
In honor of Madonna’s new cd being released, I have uploaded two of the baddest electro remixes by Mount Sims of “Nobody Knows Me” from her American Life album. Enjoy!
Madonna-Nobody Knows Me (Mount Sims Old School Mix) Download Here
Madonna-Nobody Knows Me (Mount Sims Italo Kiss Mix) Download Here
-Basura Latina1 comment