Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.

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Pat Kauchick, writer and photographer at Ice Cream Man , took photos and provided a review of Ida Maria along with the other bands at Say What?!  Check out what he had to say.

-Jason Sturtsman

Ida Maria, Norwegian indie pop punk princess, is gracing our desert oasis during Say What?!  She has a condition called Synesthesia, which mean she envisions colors during music.  I wonder what she will see when she goes inside and hears the electro bangers that Roccanova is laying down.

-Jason Sturtsman

A break from black death metal bands that seem to fester from the area, Ida Maria redefines the Norwegian music scene. Check out her video, “I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked”.

  I Like You So Much Better When Youre Naked

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-Samantha Estrella