Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.

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When you close your eyes,  reach that perfect peak of drunk or just right,  and dance into the infinite darkness of transcendence – you should do it to this mix.  I do wish Mike Attack included a track listing as a manner of helpfulness to other DJs or those out there that have to get “that track” they heard.  Mike Attack will always succeed in Las Vegas as one of the best promoter / Djs in connecting with locals for the indie,electro, and blog house scene.  A cosmic hustler to the core, I understand completely where he is at, because I feel the same hunger.  I do think he needs to push himself harder with regards to more shows out of town, more remixes, and getting a publicist;  but he continues to dominate the game that many of you do not see behind the curtain. 

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Aaron Garcia will be shooting roving photos at this new Beauty Bar monthly.

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So, I know we gave you a heads up about our charity event last Thursday (May 8th) at the Beatles Revolution Lounge at the Mirage Hotel & Casino.

We wanted to thank all of you guys for coming out and supporting us. It was a great success and we managed to raise both funding and awareness for the Caring 4 Kids Foundation.

The Red Paintings (Australia) were bizzare and entertaining with their performance art meets emo rocker presentation. Big Friendly Corporation managed to add their own flavor to the night just before the Clydesdale did their completely enamouring rockabilly thing.

After the bands it was up to Grimehaus and Mike Attack to get the floor moving…

All in all it was a great success… take a look at some pics from the night!!!

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We’re all gearing up for a sick party at the Beatles Revolutions Lounge at the Mirage tomorrow, Thursday May 8th.

We’ve got some great bands/live acts lined up and extra special DJ sets from Mike Attack and Grimehaus.

Your special guest host for the evening is the gorgeous Audrey Kitching.

Should be one hell of a night… see you there!

Audrey Kitching on Myspace

Linda Strawberry on Myspace

Mike Attack on Myspace

Grimehaus on Myspace

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