Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.

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Just happened across this surprisingly awesome track respectively titled, “She’s Into Black Guys,” by Boston’s very own Bodega Girls. The title alone should be enough to catch your attention.  A bit controversial but mostly laughable in a tongue in cheek kind of way.

Bodega Girls-She’s Into Black Guys

-Aram

I fucking love Designer Drugs. Seriously. And their remix of Flou, which btw, I CANNOT stop listening to, is just another reason why I love them. If you haven’t heard them, whoa. Where have you been? They just get it right. Every time.

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FLOU- Les gens pour ce qu’ils sont (Designer Drugs remix) Download Here

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Hail Social- Heaven (Designer Drugs Mix) Download Here

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Thieves Like Us- Drugs in My body (designer drugs RMX) Download Here

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-Basura Latina

The Very Most is heartfelt indie pop band from Boise, Idaho. They carefully construct songs rich in melody and substance.

You can tell a lot of time and thought goes into their writing and recording process (none of which is wasted, as far as I’m concerned). They even toy with midi programing here and there and maintain a folk sincerity.

I will say they are in the same league as Apples In Stereo, Shout Out Louds, and I’m From Barcelona and deserve the same notoriety. At the very least, The Very Most deserve a listen. *I predict that last line will get old fast, if it isn’t already.

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The Very Most: “Sod Off” Download Here

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The Very Most: “Good Fight Fighting” Download Here

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The Very Most on Myspace

–Quad U

P.S.- If you like Swedish/Indie/Pop, Beach Boys, Apples in Stereo, Of Montreal, and Yo La Tango then check out The Very Most.

Brooklyn’s Santogold has been shakin’ things up on the music scene. She has mainly been compared to M.I.A. but No Way. She definitely has her own style. In this awesome interview below, Santogold talks about her musical style and influences.

Here are some amazing tracks from her self-titled debut awesome. These are just a tease. If you don’t already have it…GET IT! Especially the track “Shove It” (feat. Spank Rock) which I did not put on here so you would buy it!

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Santogold: “You’ll find a way” Download Here

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Santogold: “Starstruck” Download Here

-Basura Latina

Why couldn’t I have been there for this?? Here’s the New Young Pony Club’s hysterical live rendition of Technotronics “Pump Up The Jam” at Studio B in Brooklyn NY during the CMJ Music Festival. Shot by Abbey Braden for ‘Sup Magazine.

and now… if you don’t have these already, let’s do this!

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New Young Pony Club: “Hiding On A Staircase” Download Here

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New Young Pony Club: “The Bomb” (Phones Collateral Damage Mix) Download Here

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Operator Please: “Leave It Alone (New Young Pony Club Remix) Download Here

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New Young Pony Club: “Ice Cream” Download Here

xoxxo

Bobbi Le Pin

I’m not saying that I’ve always been an angel, but I’ve always been one to listen to my parents. So… I was pleasantly surprised to find a friend request from MOM AND DAD in the Grimehaus Myspace account.

Not surprisingly, this kid looks nothing like my parents and he is definitely producing way hotter tracks…

A few quick facts about my new not-so-secret weapon:

• He characterizes his signature sound as “chromatically scaled house music”
• He is obsessed with the entire UK scene…most notably Sir Joshua Harvey.
• He is 1/4 of Ultra Tiger (a dj collective also consisting of Rockland, Manny Loya, and Jassson)
• He describes the scene in his hometown of Granada Hills, CA as, “Ghetto house parties with 2-300 people crammed into a tiny backyard sinning their lives away. Fucking amazing!”

He was kind enough to share some crazy singles for us to post… and I’m not gonna lie, when I dropped that Rick Ross remix the other night at MojoKrush I saw one guy pass out on the dancefloor because the flavor was too ill!

MOM AND DAD is still pretty new to the scene but that’s exactly why we’re on his jock! As much as I want to keep him a secret… I can’t bring myself to do it. Indiekrush is here to share the love!

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MOM AND DAD: “Rick Ross Meets His Parents” Download Here

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MOM AND DAD: “Dead Prez Meet Their Parents” Download Here

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MOM AND DAD: “MIA Meets Her Parents” Download Here

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Spank Rock: “Rick” (MOM AND DAD remix) Download Here

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MOM AND DAD: “That’s The Way We Get Down” Download Here

Now that you got your fix… show this guy some love!

MOM AND DAD on Myspace

Ultra Tiger on Myspace

xoxxo

Bobbi Le Pin

Last night I had the opportunity to see one of my VERY favorite bands: Bonde do Role. In Gainesville (FL) of all places. (shocking I know) I was excited and nervous to see their performance bc their lead female vocalist Marina left the band in December. And on the album she works it out!

First things first: opening band: The Death Set

To sum them up: crazy, screaming, mad energy, two drummers. I personally thought it would be cooler if they had two drummers with one arm so that they could be like “Take that Def Leppard!”, but ya win some, ya lose some. Overall: A

OK! BONDE DO ROLE!

No longer 2 guys(Gorky & Pedro) and 1 girl. Now they have added Laura and Ana (who apparently were added to the band through some contest in Brazil). 2 guys + 2 girls= VERBAL CRAZINESS!!! It was insane. The parts that Marina used to sing are now split amongst Ana and Laura with Ana singing the lead more often. She killed it. They all did.

There was nonstop dancing, grinding, silly string, water splashing, sick beats…pure Brazilian craziness at its best. One of the most hilarious moments during the show was a segment called “Let’s teach Ana English”. Being the classy American’s that we are the suggestions were: Pussy, BTFU (yeah, that’s right), I want weed, and my personal favorite “There’s something sexy about Hannah Montana”, yeah for realz, which led to random shouts of Haaannaaah Montaaana throughout the show. Pretty much, I want a shirt that says: BRAZILIANS DO IT BETTER.

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Bonde Do Role: “Quero Te Amar” (Douster Remix) Download Here

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Bonde Do Role: “James Bond” Download Here

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Bonde Do Role: “Marina Gasolina” (Buraka Som Sistema Dub) Download Here

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“Divine Gosa” (BSBTRGDCLUB remix) Download Here

–Basura Latina

FOREIGNISTAS=sexy foreigners with crazy style and sick music comin’ at you every week.

So you like Brazil’s Madame Mim?  I do.  

Well then you will definitely like Mexico’s Maria Daniela y Su Sonido Lasser.  

MDSSL is Maria Daniela Azpiazu and Emilio Acevedo.  Together they are electro heaven. And they do it old school.

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Maria Daniela y Su Sonido Lasser- “Pecadora Normal”  Download Here

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Maria Daniela y Su Sonido Lasser- “Miedo”  Download Here

-Basura Latina
 

Electro Flashback is a little something I’ll be doing to take things back. I’ll be featuring older sick electro songs that some of you might remember or might be enjoying for the first time!

In honor of Madonna’s new cd being released, I have uploaded two of the baddest electro remixes by Mount Sims of “Nobody Knows Me” from her American Life album. Enjoy!

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Madonna-Nobody Knows Me (Mount Sims Old School Mix) Download Here

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Madonna-Nobody Knows Me (Mount Sims Italo Kiss Mix) Download Here

-Basura Latina