Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.
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Ok… so we had one hell of a lineup last Friday. Lismore, AC Slater, Partyshank & JoeeIrwin laid it down at Beauty Bar alongside Remy the Restless, MDY, and Grimehaus!
Here’s some pics from the night…
Check out this hot track from Lismore
Lismore: “More” Download Here
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Whenever I’m ready to get the dancefloor moving, I have a secret arsenal of AC Slater tracks to drop. Works like a charm, EVERY time.
No doubt Indiekrush is excited to be co-sponsoring the Restless party at Beauty Bar, this Friday. AC is stopping by with his friends Lismore and JoeeIrwin. MDY, Remy The Restless and Grimehaus (that’s me and Arnauld Deuche’) will be serving it up on the decks, too. Should be a rad party!
AC was kind enough to take the time out his busy tour schedule to answer a few questions, for us.
How did you get into dj-ing? As a youngin’ making mixtapes for kids in my neighborhood.
How would you characterize your signature sound? Party bass!
How has your sound evolved over the length of your DJ career? I’ve gone from the raves to the clubs.
What are your major musical influences? Early 90′s hip hop, old skool rave, gay circuit house.
What’s your favorite brand of clothing/shoes? Pegleg!
How would you describe your style of dress? Street level grandpa.
What’s on heavy rotation in your Ipod right now? Cut Copy, Minus the Bear.
What does the last text message in your phone say?
From Udachi on the Staten Island Ferry this morning: “I’m sitting with my sketch pad out and this fat dude in a business suit is laying directly across from me. It looks like I’m drawing him.”
What are you looking forward to in the next month? DJing and most importantly: quitting my job.
Favorite artist (music/visual/or other)? JoeeIrwin, visual artist.
What are your thoughts on Vegas? Siegfried and Roy
Blackjack or craps? Slots
Cash or credit? C.R.E.A.M.
Blondes or brunettes? Hey what about the red heads?!
Favorite food? Mexican
Favorite color? Black
Favorite film? Ghost Dad
Liquor or Beer? Beer
Jets or Giants? What?
Mac or PC? What’s a PC?
Favorite curse word? IndieKrush
AC Slater is the gift that keeps on giving… Check out the goodies he sent over:
AC Slater “Kiss 100″ Mix Download Here
AC Slater – Jack Got Jacked
Dolby Anol – Heather, I’m Dry (AC Slater Remix)
Shwayze – Buzzin (AC Slater Remix)
AC Slater – Bassline Time (Dirty Freek Remix)
AC Slater – Vertigo
Trash Yourself – Touch (AC Slater Remix)
Freestylers – Push Up (AC Slater Remix) – Against The Grain
AC Slater Feat Lismore – Up Against The Wall
AC Slater – Banger
AC Slater – Party Like Us
Purple Crush – Shopping On The Dancefloor (AC Slater Remix)
Fagget Fairys – Samo Ti (AC Slater Remix)
Math Head X Passions – Turn The Music Up (AC Slater Remix)
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