Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.
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Say What?! is always keeping you guessing to what is really going on by thowing a wierd mashup of punk, electro, and hip hop this month with some ironic bling. The Derby Death Disko was a success, with no casualities on the dance floor inside and no one left down in the mosh pit outside. Next month is SayWhat?! Magick, where we will be bringing out R.J. Cantu, LA illusionist and street magician. Thanks for the support & Dionysus thanks you.2 comments
Moondog, Las Vegas performance artist & Beecher’s Madhouse regular, is going to be dressed as Santa this Saturday for Santa’s Hangover.
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