Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.
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Often imitated but never duplicated Say What?! is the last saturday of the month at Beauty Bar. It was packed all night with the crowd going crazy during the Culture Prophets video shoot inside. They came all the way out from South Carolina to Las Vegas Say What?! just to show the world how the Vegas scene parties. Party Gals Sex Toy Parties was there vending all their sex toys and giving demonstrations while porn played in the background. We had some upgrade in the lighting with tri colored lasers and more LED lights than you have ever seen at any of our prior shows.
Outside, The Study Band got naked resulting in mayhem from all the women in the audience. Up next with the Cracker Jack surprise in the box; Little Red Radio, who I plan on bringing back real soon because they drove the crowd wild. Lips Like Morphine, who have not played Beauty Bar in a very long time came back just to play Say What?! to kill it. Electric Valentine, who previously played our LA party at the airliner got the whole backyard dancing. Vegas Banger, Roccanova, & Grimehaus gave you quality bangers for your all night dance. Make sure you go over to Chris’ profile and comment him for taking the pictures last night. Next month is Say What?! Ice Kream, free frozen treats June 27th.
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Enjoy and look for our next one, Say What?! Sex Au Go Go Party on May 30th!
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Look!!! Brand-spanking new footage from our Infamous and Geisha House events!
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