Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.

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Voyager (Kyle Jenkins) and Mustache (Chase Morgan and Hunter Gordon) have co-produced a new a electro track.

Black Mamba

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-Jason

Voyager, Las Vegas’ own Kyle Jenkins, has sent over a hardstyle electro remix of Headhunterz vs Wildstylez that could be briefly mixed into a set for some dancefloor destruction at a German rave.  This makes me think about the bangers abuse on the dance floor out there when DJs are bombarding the audience non stop without bringing them down at times with a slower song -you only get relief sometimes in this song.  Have you ever been to a Drum N Bass party, where the bass has taken over the music and all you here is the “thump” ? -Dub Step is a reaction against it.  I do give props for remixing something that few people may have heard before and brining attention to something new.

Headhunterz vs Wildstylez Blame It On The Music (Voyager Electro Remix)

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-Jason

Check out this local Las Vegas dj and producer; Voyager and his crispy electro treats!

Guns N Bombs: Riddle of Steel (Voyager Remix) Download Here

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Owl Vision: Comorbid (Voyager Remix) Download Here

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-Samantha Estrella