Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.
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There’s a new night at Wasted Space at Hard Rock Hotel on Sundays kiddies! It’s called Mommy’s Little Monster with resident djs Troublemaker and DJ Klaw. Night will be launced November 2nd. Troublemaker was nice enough to send me a nice collection of his work, so visit often to find new tracks from this DJ/producer from the City of Angeles.
Gasolina SK87 Remix (Troublemaker Edit) Download Here
Phantom + Phantom pt. II (Troublemaker Edit) Download Here
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