Justin Bieber was released from the hospital yesterday after being viciously attacked by hundreds of cougars. The cougars started the attack by sending their daughters out to catch him. A representative from the hospital where he was treated said he suffered severe bruising on his face from his cheeks being pinched and that they didn’t know until all the lipstick was removed. He will make a full recovery but never wants to be called cute by women over 30 ever again. Similar cases have been reported by lesbians with the Bieber hairstyle.
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For the man or women who loves Zombies and wants to prepare for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse that is coming, you can get these really cool targets for your paint ball or BB gun- or Chinese stars if your so inclined for you Napoleon Dynamite lovers.
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Say What?! Zombie Blood Orgy was filled with zombies gorelore and a cornocupia of costume extravaganza magnificence for your glorification and elation – by our photographer of the night Know Well. The fight downtown for the underground music scene’s soul continues versus the many venues and parties that turn out medicore and vapid imitations of the real thing. Thank you for all who came to support the music, the scene, and Say What?! We have always been here for you, though some of the music and people have changed through the years – we love you and Las Vegas always and forever.Add a comment
Zombies are the new frontier in DJ costume gimicks to make up for lack of talent. Samantha from Indiekrush stated “I would rather dance in front of the undead, than a DJ with a hockey mask or hoody pulled over”. Some name suggestions would be Zombie Killers, Und3aD, BrAIn Eaters, and Disko Zombie or comment your own.
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